a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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