I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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