I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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