Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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