"it" just moved
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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