i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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