dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
