she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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