just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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