So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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