Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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