I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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