its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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