i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
one might say we're banned from that church
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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