When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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