Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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