Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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