Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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