my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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