i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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