you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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