We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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