I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
third nipple confirmed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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