Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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