thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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