You can't motorboat a personality
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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