i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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