normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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