yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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