I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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