I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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