No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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