im having a threesome with these popsicles
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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