Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize