Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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