youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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