Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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