Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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