One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I forget how to act sober
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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