I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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