Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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