i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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