if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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