Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Less talking, more tequila
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
