THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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