chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Randomize
