You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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