kristin has been a bad kristin
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
