Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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