I think I died a long time ago.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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