Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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