Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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