You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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