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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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