woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The ass gains better be worth it
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