is your mom at the bar?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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